#spoilthesurprise – Twitter

…Smoke blackened airships gather, blocking out the sun, raining Greek fire onto screaming crowds trying to reach the glistening water of a newly unveiled fountain made from gigantic bronze and glass effigies of prime ministers from the last 40 years gurning & urinating onto a centre sculpture of burning books and money made all of solid gold…

Meanwhile feral looking baseball-capped 30-somethings in blood stained British Olympic colours stalk grubby crying babies across an amphitheater in front of baying, stoned & Tesco’s value lager can clutching Englishmen and women & horrified foreign dignitaries pointing at the badly painted, upsidedown flags of their own countries…

#spoilthesurprise – Sorry, but it just wouldn’t fit into one hundred and forty characters.

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~ by hesir on July 27, 2012.

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